A deafening roar of uncontrollably genial laughter burst out from beside me.
It was Rob. My ears rang as the sound boomed outward and echoed throughout the plaza. The pure magnitude of the guffaw could've drowned out the engine noise of a Verti-wing.
It was LOUD.
Judging by the number of shoulders and heads that jerked upward? Others agreed. The people nearest winced or widened their eyes in unexpected surprise.
I was jolted upright and spun around like a marionette with my strings cut. Rob had hoisted me one-armed as if I weighed nothing. I consciously tried—and failed—to recall being bodily lifted in such a way since I was a toddler.
He spun me into an expertly maneuvered headlock, positioned so I was bent over with my rear facing the bulk of the crowd behind us. My view tilted. I was forced to face downward. It had been so smooth, I only croaked out in surprise once. My boots futilely scraped along the plastcrete surface of the ground below. A flash of panic washed over me as my arms and legs danced about like wet noodles in the wind, and I felt pain.
An unyielding assault of hard, iron-like knuckles as they scraped against hair and skin with determined friction. A burning sensation, from the crown of my head toward the middle of my scalp. I yelped. More in surprise than pain as my feet continued to flop uselessly behind us, and I finally understood what he'd done.
I was being noogied!
Rob had hoisted me one-armed as if I weighed nothing. The panic was supplanted by a pink embarrassment as I managed to choke out a gurgled shout, "Ro—erk!—SERIOUSLY?!"
Behind us, the laughter spread outward. What started as a few light chuckles gained momentum to become a stadium-like roar. My flustered scramble to get out of Rob's vice-like grip only seemed to make the effect worse. More people joined in on the communal merriment.
It seemed like it would last forever as Rob played the crowd, making sure to jiggle me comically to the cackles and heckling of the tittering audience as I struggled to not embarrass myself any further. After a moment, I couldn't help myself, and I joined in.
I struggled to catch my breath as I began laughing wholeheartedly at the absurdity of it all as Rob continued to bounce me, and I laughed harder with every jump.
An amplified voice, cheerful, girlish, and laced with an infectious youthful exuberance, rang out from ahead of us as it managed to cut through the mirthful glee.
"It sounds like we have some hungry people here—YES?!" She shouted over the amused faces within the overflowing plaza. A thrill of general assent passed through the crowd as eyes were dried and heads were turned in her direction.
"Well, thanks to the hungry stomach we just heard. TEN PERCENT OFF at our noodle cart until we run out!"
A roaring cheer went over the crowd as the walkways connected to the Stacks vibrated with exuberant excitement. The people above stomped their feet and pounded the rails as other vendors began to hawk, not wanting to be left out of a sudden chance for more sales. The entire plaza momentarily turned into a madhouse as the area flooded with activity.
The crowd pressed in.
New lines were formed.
The sound of clanking feet descending walkways and stairs became loud enough for even me to hear, still trapped in a headlock. My face was pressed into the skin-wrapped slab of metal I'd have to call Rob's side as he bent over to whisper into the collar of my jacket. The volume was low enough so only the two of us could hear. The chatter and chaos progressed around us, masking his words.
"Careful, Owen. We have to assume everyone is watching. Smile, or at least try to act like you're not freaking out, okay?" I nodded, or at least tried the best I could manage with his freakishly solid body in the way. I assumed the message was received as he continued speaking. "On three. Keep your head and eyes forward so nobody on the walkways can focus on your face for too long. One, two, three!"
He relaxed his grip as he helped me regain my balance. His arm was a steady guide as I propped myself upright. A good-natured grin was my first steady view as he clapped my shoulder and chuckled. There were a few jovial smiles and final few laughs from within the crowd around us as I swiveled to face forward in the direction of the food carts.
I couldn't spot the woman with the green, speckled eyes. Rob discreetly moved to position himself between her last location and me as the buzz of talk increased around us and the air became supercharged by an undercurrent of excited spontaneity. More people had entered the plaza.
Like tardy partygoers arriving "fashionably late" to the festivities—a term Dora had been very enamored with—the groups and sole travelers arrived in a steady stream as the line unfurled behind us. The tail had enlarged to beyond the front of a Stack nearest the central greenspace as it curled circularly around the plaza in a way that made me think of an ant mound. We were all ants, our antennas twitching in anticipation of the trail, queued up for a right to see the Queen as we took our place in rank and file.
The air of excitement increased the closer we got to the carts, which were more technical than I assumed from a distance. Each cart seemed to be a standardized model, constructed from a burnished metal with pressurized plumbing, drainage, and heated basins. The gaps between and behind the carts led to a location with standing tables arranged for customers to eat.
Noodles. Buns. Hot caf, chocolate treats, and cakes. Pieces of fried bread and cooked meat on sticks. Many of these items I hadn't even seen in person since before adulthood; the available variety of smells was astounding.
Rob continued chattering with people around us as the lines divided. We turned toward a noodle cart—the same one mentioned by the shouting girl.
My mouth watered with longing as I leaned forward unintentionally. Within the neon glow of a holosign, the words “Hot” and “Bowls” flashed from above as they rotated leisurely upon the misty air, orbiting a half-moon shape filled with wiggly lines and swirls that changed position every few seconds enticingly. It was a stylized representation of the white bowls of steaming heaven some nearest to us were holding. The people wore smiles as they chattered happily around us in the glowing light, the very picture of happiness as they ate and interacted with each other.
I was surrounded.
By food.
REAL food.
The heated vapor and curling smoke from grilled meats teased along my cheek and face. I felt the hairs on my skin tingle as I closed my eyes. The sound of commerce flowed over me. Ambient noise. I breathed in. The smells and atmosphere were hypnotizing. Salivation. I was entranced as a symphony of conversations, clanging implements, and barkers yelling sales flowed around me. I had a brief sense of calm before a spike of intense, piercing sadness struck.
The sensation was too powerful. Too raw. It was slippery. Like an eel as it dug into the muddy banks of my mind.
This. This was all only one Block from ho—my old Pod.
My jaw was tight as I looked around. A single word presented itself as I attempted to shake off the new pervading thought.
Deviate.
I'd subsisted on Proti-pucks and kiosk vendor-packed foods for most of my adult life, never deviating once. Their taste felt like ash and sawdust as my eyes snapped open. The loss of time, chances, and experiences I'd never received had spoiled the moment's retention as a good memory.
The line progressed again. Bumping forward another step like drones ready to deploy.
I followed Rob as we moved dutifully to our next spot. He stole a worried glance my way, his head and eyebrow cocked in question.
The plaza was everything I'd never known I'd missed. Luxurious. Almost decadent in its casual access to "real" food. I took it in with open eyes, lost in simmering thoughts as the mobile kitchens sizzled and bubbled around us. Bitterness filled my senses, interrupted by Rob's hand as it twitched, capturing my attention with movement as he pressed it tightly against his leg, mostly out of view of anyone else around us.
Understand. Talk. Later. He said, In a rapid flash of port-sign.
As if a spell were cast, I calmed. Reminded of his proximity and awareness, it was enough to help the anger melt, if not completely disappear. I tilted my head mutely in response, a slight nod to agree. It was a curious effect I'd have to unpack later when we had time.
My gaze roamed. Nearby, several youthful attendants stood at the ready to accept utensils and containers for sanitation and reuse. Each attendant stood near their respective cart to remain out of the way but still in range to keep the food and drink vendors supplied. The entire arrangement had the feeling of well-planned execution, of order.
I watched them work with dull curiosity until the line moved forward again.
My attention shifted to the proprietor of the noodle cart, a wizened and wrinkled old man dressed in a blue parka and synth-wool cap. The neon signs above shone their colors over giant pots. Their contents bubbled vigorously from a "U"-shaped arrangement as the man worked.
Rob nodded to the proprietor once in greeting as he approached and held up two fingers to tap his wrist four times. He gave me a sly backward glance as I watched a smirk appear on one corner of his mouth.
He's up to something, I thought. It wasn't a gesture I was familiar with, but the older man acknowledged it with a beaming, gapped-tooth smile. He nodded twice in a bobbing way I'd never seen before either.
The assembly of the meal began with a speed even a Port drone constructor would've envied from close up. A pristine empty bowl was first lined with oil before a hefty cluster of soft, springy green noodles was tossed upward into the air like a spinning cloud. With a chop of his hand, a heaping helping of synthbeef was flung into the middle as the mass landed neatly within the bowl.
I glanced around in disbelief as I tried not to slobber. The smell was amazing, and the movement had been so casually quick, I wasn't certain I'd witnessed it. Eager eyes around me seemed more excited than confused, and even the owners of the other carts slowed their work to watch.
The old man ladled a heavy dollop of brownish-red sauce over the noodle-meat mixture. With a deft flip, the bowl landed on the counter with a dull, steaming thunk, and there was a communal noise as everyone let out a held breath.
Cheers and claps rose around us before a hush spread throughout the gathering.
The old man, now smiling, held up a single finger as if he wanted us all to wait. He comically made eye contact with everyone he could look toward, drawing out the moment until he had everyone's full attention. An act to make it seem as if he were including the audience in a secret only they shared. The plaza went mostly silent. Cooking food, roaring burners, and thunder were the only noises to break up the silence as everyone waited patiently for what was to come.
One-handed, he tossed the bowl again. The contents tumbled skillfully as the sauce shot upward like a geyser. The noodle and synthbeef mixture was fully coated as gravity pulled it back down. He repeated the process several times, each throw more flamboyant as the contents hovered at an increased height each time. The last throw managed to pierce through the bottom middle of the holosign as the half-moon bowl shimmered and broke. The food was piled into the bowl one final time with a soft clunk as it landed on the counter.
With a proud smirk and a showy hip cock, the old man crossed his arms and grinned at the crowd as they cheered.
A rhythmic clapping began with the insistence of the shouting girl, his apprentice. Rob and I joined in as the people around us followed along enthusiastically.
A second bowl was produced as the old man pretended to roll up his sleeves in time with the beat. Another extended finger, a waggle of eyebrows, and he changed his stance to one reminiscent of a "Kabuki" character I'd seen once in a holo. His palms were extended comically as he moved his head in flowing circles and made faces with grunts to elicit laughter in the audience.
The more showmanship the old man gave, the more I had the impression the first bowl had only been a warm-up. It was unlike anything I'd ever seen. The production, and it WAS a production instead of just a series of tricks and gimmicks, enthralled and amazed as the old man played along to the crowd's energy.
I ended up being right as the real show began.
The feats of culinary dexterity doubled in their intensity. Some of the acts elicited gasps of fright and thrill as the glowing cheers of the transfixed crowd roared throughout the plaza with every action. My earlier anger was all but forgotten as Rob looked over at me. A warm smile was plastered on his face as he nudged me with his shoulder. It was a small moment of connection before we were swept back into the show again.
The second bowl was now filled with prepared and combined ingredients. It thunked into place beside the first with a practiced flourish as the clapping stopped and everyone leaned forward in anticipation as the old man swept his hand over his head in an ending gesture.
In another language he exclaimed as he did a head bow, sharp and sudden. Like a stage horn, his voice projected outward in a resounding "Ki!" or something similar as a skewer was produced to the delight of the audience.
Like a juggler, ingredients were thrown effortlessly into the air.
One by one they flew through the holographic sign as they disappeared into a neon sky. Like meteorites, they plummeted back to Earth, toward the old man who wielded the skewer as if it were a sword.
He hopped and stabbed merrily, agile as a fencer, as the crowd went wild with every captured piece. With a yell, he presented the now full skewer for all to see as the ingredients were divided between the two bowls evenly.
He pressed his hands to his side, bending into a deep bow as the crowd clapped and cheered, screaming for more. Rob, still smiling, approached the cart's counter to press his thumb against the scanner. My eyes darted to the screen in astonishment as he flicked the price over to one three times the listed amount, sans the discount.
I tried not to drop the bowl Rob handed to me. A pristine set of cutlery was balanced on the edge of the well-worn bowl, now worth more than the total I used to make at the Port in a month.
Rob thanked the man as he bowed back. The gapped-tooth smile spread widely across the proprietor's face but broadened even wider when the next person in line copied the gesture Rob had demonstrated earlier.
I caught the ghost of a smirk on Rob's face as we turned to walk away, noodles finally in hand. We wasted no further time near the cart as Rob pushed me toward a set of standing tables and spoke.
"Eat." He said, "Stay here. I've got some people to talk to."
He stepped away, bowl in hand, as I set mine down. The chest-high table vibrated slightly as I watched him melt back into the cluster of people around us, continuing the charade as an erstwhile partygoer to chatter amicably with the surrounding population. He was welcomed with open arms and cheers in the search for information. Ears open and ready scuttle-butt or stray comments as noodles were eaten all around.
Alone at the table and with nothing else to do while the object of my desire was within my grubby grasp, I dug in.
I meant to eat only a taste. Instead, I all but devoured the dish as the flavor made my brain explode with pleasure. The broth was rich and salty. The spicy burn and sensation of opening sinuses came over me as I lost all pretenses of polite grace and consumed the food as fast as my mouth and teeth could gnash anything solid into non-chokable bits.
Honestly, it was a miracle I missed biting my tongue in half. The people around me cast worried looks in my direction as if questioning my sanity as the heat began to creep within my throat, creating an immediate sense of urgency.
I choked and coughed as I realized my error. My eyes frantically searched for a beverage.
With a finger waggle, the old man caught my eye as he smiled wide and flung a small bulb of water the entire distance between us. His other hand was busy as yet another bowl plunked onto the counter. I barely managed to keep from fumbling the container as the old man clapped and danced comically, waggling a bladed hand as if fluttering the air in my direction.
Like a man dying of thirst, I chugged.
The relief was only temporary as the heat continued its burning path, so I switched tactics. Forced to take another sip of water, I let it trickle through my teeth and down my throat slowly in an attempt to cool the heated memory of the amazing dish. I took another sip. Swished it around a few times again and closed my eyes.
Another cheer broke out behind me as I held the water on my tongue, finally feeling some relief.
“Been a while?” a voice asked from beside me.
I opened my eyes, letting them focus and adjust as they captured my first close look at the old man's apprentice. Beneath a flower-printed headcloth adorning her head, a single lock of pink hair fell in front of her lavender eyes as she smiled cheerfully.
The heat returned twofold as I swallowed and began to sweat.